Sam: *chasing squirrel*
Squirrel: I am Tree Rat! I chatter in your general direction! You are speedy but I am a God Of Speed! I can climb higher than you, and I can time it so you can look me in the eyes yet I will scamper up a tree and look down upon your pitiful…
Lucas: *leaping, a good eight feet in the air, plucking the squirrel off the tree, from stage left* I AM THE LOKI MUTT!
Lucas *NOM NOM NOM*
Sam *NOM NOM NOM*
Bert * rushing in, NOM NOM NOM*
Squirrel: *DIAF* (Dies In A Fido)